The Colony of Haneda Forest is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.624 billion Haneda Forestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haneda Forestian economy, worth 654 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,372 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, billions of credits are being blown on orbital weapons development, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haneda Forest's national animal is the procyon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haneda Forest is ranked 29,527^th in the world and 10^th in Geimugyoukai for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,739.17 on the Gilded Widget Scale.